Haynerfide

So a long while back I posted about my buddy Wilson, whose ass I had purchased.

And by that I mean I bought advertising space on his pants. It was something I’d almost forgotten about, but Bryan Wilson, it’s time for me to pay the piper. Initially I offered him twenty bucks to wear my website name on the ass of his pants when he went to the Walter Gretzky Memorial Ball Hockey tournament over the summer. And he did. And it was amazing. Wilson instead asked that when I got back on my feet financially (IE: not an unemployed deadbeat) I made the payment to Breast Cancer Research. Why? Because Wilson’s as stand up a guy as they come. And I’m now no longer an unemployed deadbeat, so out of my next pay I will be making said donation. And it’s gotten kinda’ ridiculous. You see, someone stole the pants from Wilson and has been traveling them around the world. Which is insane.

It seems the pants were last seen in Ireland. I will keep you informed. While I giggle with glee.

*images pulled from the View Askew message board.