Haynerfide

Dear Diary-
It’s me again. Unemployment is weird. I’m SO used to not having a lot of time and now I have nothing but time and I have to try to fill it with things, but MAN are there ever so many hours in the day!

Last night I made donairs like I promised I would, and just as I was hoping…THEY WERE DELICIOUS! Everyone should make them. It’s really easy too! I ended up buying a wrestling DVD when I was at Wal Mart. Per usual I wasn’t impressed and regretted the buy. Damn you, Wal Mart! DAMN YOU! So then I fell asleep. I even fell asleep on the couch! It was crazy!

Today was a big day. You see, I had a lot to fill the day with! First there was XBox…Then there was XBox. And THEN I actually left the house! See, I hadn’t gotten a hair cut in, I think, like 12 years or something. I don’t know, it was really long. So I went to go get a haircut! IT WAS AWESOME! Check me out, diary…

Hey good lookin’!

After that I had to stop by my former office. You see, I had some papers to turn in to make things all official like. You know what I did while I was there, diary? I USED THEIR PRINTERS AND FAX MACHINE! See Diary, even in my own way I’m sticking it to the man!

What did I print and fax, you might be wondering… TRANSCRIPT REQUEST! See Diary, I also applied for Nova Scotia Community College today! The business program, specifically. Why? Cause Diary…I have nothing else to do! Why not move away? Exactly!

Then I made my way home and played more XBox. It was majestic, diary. It’s very likely that THIS is how my life is going to go until August. What ever am I going to do with the time?

Will write more later,
xoxo
Chris